Mother May I

Your name is KANAYA MARYAM.

You are 19 YEARS OLD and you like to think that you AREN'T VERY DIFFERENT from other girls your age. Of course that may have something to do with the fact that you don't actually KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE, and you essentially HAVE NO FRIENDS by your personal definition of the word.

You live with your SINGLE MOTHER in a house that could accurately be described as LAVISH. Since childhood your mother has HOMESCHOOLED you in the ways of ETIQUETTE and had you attend numerous BEAUTY PAGEANTS. You aren't terribly competitive, but you enjoy MAKING YOUR OWN OUTFITS, so much so that you are taking a few COLLEGE COURSES in FASHION in your spare time.

You are a NIGHT OWL and prefer to get most things done after the sun has gone down. You enjoy taking LONG NAPS in the SUNSHINE out in the large GARDEN you tend to with your mother. You also have a secret passion for ROMANTIC LITERATURE involving VAMPIRES and other CREATURES OF THE NIGHT. This passion is only one of the things you are RELUCTANTLY KEEPING FROM YOUR MOTHER.

In an ATTEMPT AT NORMALCY and also out of the need for another CREATIVE OUTLET, you have created this blog.

What will you do?

((Roleplaying blog for AU/Human Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck.))

sister-rosebot started following you

First Trolls And Now Robots

This Is A Rather Interesting Development 

ticktocksheep started following you

Hello There

Aradia Correct 

I Am Almost Certain That No One Else Has To Deal With As Stubborn A Creature As I Do 

Testing testing, I’m just suggesting!

pir88eauty:

auxiliarygirl:

pir88eauty:

>::::(

So Should I Stick Around For Your Angry Faces Or 

Nevermiiiiiiiind! Just g8!!!!!!!!
I’m leaving to play g8mes. 8ye!

Alright 

Testing testing, I’m just suggesting!

pir88eauty:

>::::(

So Should I Stick Around For Your Angry Faces Or 

fourlesbianssuited replied to your post: When Did My Blog Turn Into The Vriska Drama Theater

Serket seems to have that effect on people.

Yes It Is A Fact That I Am Become Increasingly More Aware Of 

darklikedraculasweetlikecupcakes:

Glamorous Vampire!

Good

darklikedraculasweetlikecupcakes:

Glamorous Vampire!

Good

(Source: theundercoverrebel)

When Did My Blog Turn Into The Vriska Drama Theater

Remember When This Was A Humble Blog Of Fangs And Flora 

Me Too 

Testing testing, I’m just suggesting!

pir88eauty:

auxiliarygirl:

pir88eauty:

May8e I shouldn’t have posted it. ::::\ 

They Were Just Song Lyrics 

Except not really. 

If You Say So 

Testing testing, I’m just suggesting!

pir88eauty:

auxiliarygirl:

pir88eauty:

Uuuuuuuugh! No!

I just!
Why did you even reply anyway!!!!!!!!

It Was As If Some Unknown Force Was Willing It

Why Did You Post It If You Were Not Expecting Some Form Of Reply 

May8e I shouldn’t have posted it. ::::\ 

They Were Just Song Lyrics